THE MAYOR’S SQUAWK

The official squawk box of Printsville

Audio News Terminal

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Calendar

Curated schedule + live holidays, Fed speakers & earnings (with beat/miss). High-impact releases auto-squawk when they cross.

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Live Headlines

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Waiting for the wire…

Connected to the live stream. Headlines appear here the moment they break.

Deribit Flows

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Watching the tape…

Large BTC & ETH options blocks and sweeps print here the moment they cross.

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Auto-brief

Start the squawk to read briefs every 2h.

Ask the feed

Ask a question about what's crossed the wire — answered from the recent headlines.

What did I miss?

Get a recap of the most important headlines from the last N hours.

Context on breaking

Off by default to save tokens. When on, adds a short “why it matters” line to breaking / flow squawks when the model provides one. Needs an LLM key.

Push alerts (breaking)

Watchlist

Headlines mentioning these are always read as breaking — chime + jump the queue — even at the lowest verbosity.

Crypto monitor

Squawks big-figure crossings (BTC $1,000 / ETH $100) and large moves (±1% / 5m) as breaking alerts.

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Event pre-alerts

Squawk a “heads up” before high-impact releases (importance ≥ 3). Select warning intervals:

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Blast an axe

Blasting is restricted to the desk operator.

Markets

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Flow Heatmap

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Green = net buyingRed = net selling• Columns = call-eq Δ high→low (puts = 100 − |Δ|)

Cumulative Delta

Funding Rates

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Liquidations

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Liquidation Heatmap (12h)

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Vol Surface

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Prediction Markets

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Cumulative Delta

Funding Rates

OI Alerts

Liquidations

Liquidation Heatmap (12h)

Prediction Markets